foodnun:

earthnation:

this website is so toxic 

With a taste of your lips I’m on a ride

normandly:

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androidbarbie:

Borderlands Alphabet ➝ T: Tiny Tina

“Real badasses eat chocolate chip cookies, I'ma gonna get that tattooed across my back in Old English font.”

heartmanjin:

yeontan and eomuk joining rehearsals asdfdgfdhk

great-tweets:

i wanna have a sit, too.

the-last-punbender:

beatcopjake:

I simply said what I wish had been said when Kevin and I got married.

This is one of my favourite pieces of this show because “Marriage is like…oatmeal” was introduced as part of the “Holt can’t do emotions” gag

But in this speach, the unusual metaphor is powerful and sincere and heartwarming. And it shows that these writers really understand the character of Holt and the nature of love, and that they are very, very good at their craft.

H-hewwo?

liluzimonger:

Are you gay and lonely? Have no friends? Spend all your time scrolling through Tumblr and stalking Beyonce’s Instagram for a divorce announcement?

Wow, can’t relate but I created a discord server and there’s probably at least one person in there who can!

Join us and live your best life.

Some general things:

  • No one under 18 allowed
  • The server is run by me and a handful of other black kweer folk and we’re not looking for bigots of any kind. 
  • When I say “gay” I’m using it as an umbrella term (gotta specify for some folks), we’re open to most orientations.
  • Being a MAP is not a LGBT orientation so like? Fucking kill yourself instead of interacting.
  • Discourse will happen, be respectful but also? If you start some mess be prepared to catch flack.
  • We’re open to all people of color.
  • We all wanna just have fun n be chill so like? Leave the weird hyper-aggressive shit for your tumblr mutuals.

https://discord.gg/CrYCjX

thatadhdfeel:

me: would you like to hear about my hyperfixation

friend: actually yeah i would

me:

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platinumnib:

Well, fuck me.

I’ve found it. 

I’ve found the purest post on this hellsite.

actualrealexplode7:

pyrlspite:

I made a discord bot that responds to all mentions of “todd” and “skyrim” with random todd howard edits but…. “bethesda” isn’t a keyword

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c2oh:

i keep on making the same mistake

hungwy:

hungwy:

2018 and no surprise that dude dancing into a room and slapping a paper towel roll and flipping over a table is STILL the best gif

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catilinas:

toastoat:

tag urself or pirate characters

@euryalus

lyrslair:

catchymemes:

Conditional Immortality of Lobsters

See I figured the deal with the devil was going to relate to them being delicious but man this is why biology is wild.